Debunking the "stickers add horsepower" myth

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures) 01/11/2016 at 13:26 • Filed to: None

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Of course they don’t add horsepower. They’re just stickers.

Blondude > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/11/2016 at 13:28

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Nah man, they add tons of horsepower. Why do you think racecars have so many stickers?

Jdrentarol > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/11/2016 at 13:29

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You should be banned for hating on car culture.

JR1 > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/11/2016 at 13:30

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Lies. Just you wait until you have an Oppo sticker on your car. It will accelerate like a Veyron

Chariotoflove > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/11/2016 at 13:30

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Link to some scientific evidence, or you’re just spreading FUD.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Jdrentarol 01/11/2016 at 13:30

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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/11/2016 at 13:31

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And here we have a photo of byrantakespictures:

not for canada - australian in disguise > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/11/2016 at 13:31

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bullshit

A pogo-stick, obviously. > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/11/2016 at 13:35

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No more than 2.5hp at most. You get at least 50% drive-train loss at the printer.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/11/2016 at 13:36

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What if I use a sticker as an impromptu gasket to seal a manifold leak that’s been fuxing with the ECU?

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > JR1 01/11/2016 at 13:38

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I think my Oppo sticker is defective then. Can I get a refund?

PatBateman > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/11/2016 at 13:43

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Are you SHITTING ME?!?! Ever heard of the “Jalopnik Bump”?!

Get out of here with this bologna.

macanamera > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/11/2016 at 13:47

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do you have proof of this

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/11/2016 at 13:53

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Nope, gotta use a beer can for that. (Can you tell I used to own an old Vespa?)

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/11/2016 at 13:59

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Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > macanamera 01/11/2016 at 14:01

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http://www.standardshift.com/forum/viewtopi…

Can adding too many stickers blow my engine?

wiffleballtony > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/11/2016 at 15:16

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AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/11/2016 at 17:05

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Lies. If you feed them in through the intake they add power. They burn much more furiouser than gas. 100hp with is usually to much though, most engines aren’t built for that kind of furiosity-ness.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 01/11/2016 at 17:12

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Never mind. This was supposed to be a text.